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Still Amazed

I never cease to be amazed by the pure absurdity of people. Half the time I question if this is some kind of joke everyone is in on but me. How have they managed to survive? Because if it's not been something in the water, then there's been some kind of mass head trauma that a select quantity of men have suffered. Were they dropped? Thrown? Or maybe mamma just did a lil too much acid while they were in utero?

Now, I know you may think that I am talking shit about potential clients...This is where I must correct you though. See, I may deal with so many stupid people on the phone, but these are all examples of how not to become a client of mine. I do not tolerate stupid. I just can't. And I refuse to deal with people who expect to have their hand held through the process of booking and seeing a hooker. If you need to be educated on how to approach me, on how to treat me, on how to behave or any other thing that you should inherently have down pat at the stage of your life that you think you are old enough to book a hooker, then huni I am not the one for you.

If you are reading this and we have never met, it may be easy to mistakenly assume that I am just some bitchy ho. This couldn't be further from the truth. If you approach me with the same respect that you would expect shown to your mother/sister/daughter, then we will get along fine and you will be given an experience to remember, just as all of my regular clients can attest to. Approach me with stupid - I won't be held responsible for my actions.

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