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Finger Fucking 101 (my vagina & your hand)

So it has come to my attention that just because someone should know something, i cannot assume that would mean that they do. This can often lead to general mishaps, angry partners and perhaps even hospital visits...all things im sure we would all rather avoid.


Now i have no doubt you're reading this thinking - 'What the fuck does she know about finger fucking? Never once had a complaint.' Well to answer that,

- I too enjoy fucking women and being finger fucked.

- And are you sure? Or you just never really paid enough attention to know a faked orgasm?


Now, as always, i like to make clear that these are my thoughts and opinions only. I don't speak for women as a whole - but i do for a few in particular.


So let's begin, shall we?


  • Always ensure your hands are clean. Like, washed with soap clean. This helps to prevent us from getting an infection due to dirt under your nails.

  • Make sure your nails are short, with no hanging skin around the nail bed. This helps to prevent any scratches or cuts to our vaginal walls.

  • Do not put a finger (or even 2) inside my pussy to the first knuckle and shake it like you're having a seizure. What the fuck do you actually think that is doing for me?

  • Please don't try to overload my senses by finger fucking me AND rubbing my clitoris like you would sand wood. This is a BIG no no.

  • There are more than 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris. Now take a moment and read that again. Now let it sink in.

  • Now i ask you this...do you honestly think it's a pleasant feeling to any woman when your first point of call is her clitoris - with your rough and sometimes calloused fingers.


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